Great Fake Beer Names

That's right, fuckers. A whole page dedicated to what I think some beers should be called. The audacity? Look at the name of this blog, it's fucking awesome. I got names for days, fam.

For starters, just the other day I had Marble Brewery's Rye Somethin' Else (yeah, I talk about them a lot, cuz I like their beer and what?) and was thrown off by this light-wheaty beer when I'm used to dark, amber colored rye beers. So anyways, I didn't get the reference in that shitty name and couldn't quite figure out why that's what the beer's called. With all due respect, fuck that name.

So the beer's a Belgian with rye, so if you ask me, it should be called "Rye the White Horse." RYE THE WHITE HORSE! Fucking brilliant name. A nod to the white, wheatiness of a Belgian, a play on rye, and a little bit of fuck you to everyone that don't like it. As a reminder, here's the classic song that inspired the above name: