Brewsed up from all the drinking? Albuquerque Beer Week Day 7



Shrimp and Grits fa ya.



Yeah, bwoy. It's been a week now of beer week events here in Burque. I've been doing my part by trying to make as many events as possible and leaving no bottle undrank.

Last night I headed out with the family to the Prohibition Era-themed, Yelp-sponsored (Howie K., holla) Food Truck Rumble at Marble Brewery. Rather than get in to some long drawn out account of how things went down, I'll share some pics and let you know that The Supper Truck was the people's champ by night's end. They were among four other trucks serving a little suntin suntin from their menu paired with a Marble beer. Everything was good, but yo, nobody effing with Supper Truck's Shrimp & Grits. This combo is like the roided-up Bash Brothers in '89. It's like the sexual position sixty-nine. Shit is just perfect.

Ayo, these roids really work, dude.

As for today, seems like another full day for all you beer-chugging whippersnappers. Here's what you should peep if you hate washboard abs, love Homer Simpson's figure and would rather have a good beer than a good run aka you ain't going to any beaches soon aka you expect people to love you with all your rolls aka my life story.

Marble Cask Ale Night at the Westside Tap Room (Time: 3PM-12AM)- I haven't been to this tap room yet because I got no reason to with the downtown brewery, but if you live way out there on the border with Arizona (aka the West Side) then this is your best bet. I mean, before this tap room your options were that We'll-Be-Outta-Business-Soon-If-We-Keep-Making-Beer-Like-This Broken Bottle Brewery and that We're-a-Brewery-But-We're-Known-for-our-food Turtle Mountain Brewing, so this place is like a godsend. God felt terrible for you guys with your drinking choices and he said, "Ayo, these people need some good beer if they gon' be living on the worst side of town." And pom pom, there was the West Side Tap Room. Enjoy that shit, motherfuckers.

Anyways, 505-2013 will be among the beers on cask so that alone is reason to hit this event.

Double IPA Tapping at Kelly's Brewery (Time: 4-7PM)- Kelly's don't really think they fooling anybody into coming here just for this beer, right? When heads talk about the Albuquerque breweries, you guys aren't even part of the discussion. We know you make beer and all that, but nobody really drinks that shit. So you think we gonna go to try this special beer? My guess is y'all gonna serve negative five of these at your events, because the people that try 'em gonna send em back like they're homeruns from the opposing team at Wrigley, ya heard?

Yeah, don't bother with this.

La Cumbre Project Dank Tapping at Two Fools (Time: 5PM onwards)- La Cumbre been kinda off the map this whole Beer Week. I know they collabed on that 505-2013 and that junk is like something reserved for Roman gods that some mischievous demigod swiped and popped at his own private party with strippers and water guns, but yo, you can't just kick back and say "Dassit, chico" and take the rest of the week off. That's either some over the top hubris or that collabo beer just took all their energy. Either way, I had a Project Dank IPA earlier this year and it was cool, though La Cumbre be annoying the fuck outta me sometimes by making 50 billion pale ales and IPAs, but I think this might be a different style, so let's see.

In general, these cats put in work and the results are memorable, so fuck with this.

Stone Brewing at Sister Bar (Time: 5PM to 8PM)- Again, Sister coming through with some ill beers. Stone Cali-Belgique IPA, Old Guardian, and Espresso Imperial Russian Stout. C'mon, son. I don't even have to sell this shit to people. Speaks for itself.

Otherwise, we still got Lips of Faith tastings at Gecko's, O'Niell's still doing samplings at their two locations, including Left Hand and Oskar Blues on the east side, Odell's Amuste will be at Horse and Angel, and Boulder Beer will be tapping a blueberry wheat at Billy's Long Bar.

I don't go into great detail about these events because I don't really give a shit, just in case that's not apparent.


Lastly, I finally noticed a little Instagram action last night, though it seemed more #FoodTruckRumble than anything else. I guess most Burque Beer Drinkers is either too busy drinking (Chucky from Sons of Anarchy voice: "I respect that.") or just ain't up on thangs (Snoop voice).

Oh and a bunch of beer groups are going to be meeting at Marble Brewery today for a meet-and-greet. My only question is, how the fuck is this different from any other day of the week? This is what we do! We drink, we talk shit, meet new people like "Oh shit, you like good beer? You like beautiful women/men (cuz women like they good beer too)? Sports? Did we just become best friends?"

Word life.

And here a couple more Marble pics from last night.

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Today seems to be the day for Beer Week events. Lotta shit poppin all over the city, so there's really no excuse for you to be home cuddled with a pillow watching The Notebook or some shit. But before I hit you with the today, I'ma give you a brief review of the one event I made yesterday.

I managed to steal a half hour from being a father to and run down to Sister Bar in downtown Albuquerque. If you live in Albuquerque, like beer, and have paid homage to this place, shoot yourself in the throat. The beer selection here is cray, like OD cray. I came in for the Odell Invasion which was gonna be Amuste, Nitro Lugene, and some others on tap, but the crackhead in me saw too many good drugs up there on tap. There was Sierra Nevada's Ovila Quad (fuego), Stone's Old Guardian, a buncha Oskar Blues, mad European brews, just a gang of heat.

Sister Bar tap list.

Sister Bar taps.

Still, I'm focused, so I tried the Amuste first, especially since I been seeing this at Jubilation for months but haven't copped cuz that $20+ pricetag is kinda looking like gold prices or some shit. This beer was dope though, I'm not sure if twenty dollars a pop dope, but still. The nose was all porter, smoke and malt heavy, but when I tasted it this gave way to a heavy grape/wine taste and sweetness. I felt like I was drinking a half barleywine/porter or something.

Then came the Nitro Lugene, which took a while to get to me cuz it seemed the bartenders were still learning how to pour that Nitro status. This beer's official already, but Nitro took it next level. Shit was just creamy as hell like drinking a chocolate shake. Again, fuegoooo.

Odell Amuste.

As for the event itself, Odell Invasion, it wasn't much more than the taps. Sister Bar was basically empty except for a beer drinkers group gathered in the corner, so event really ain't the right name. It was just the tapping of some dope beers and dassit.

Now for today, I'll tell you right now I'ma be at Marble Brewery for this Food Truck Rumble (Time: 4 to 8PM) they got planned. Four (though I heard rumors of five) food trucks giving a sampling of a signature dish paired with Marble beers. This gon be the joint for a lot of reasons. Shit is at Marble with its outdoor patio, so that's ill. Then you got live music so this a REAL FUCKING EVENT, not just some new beers on tap pretending to be an event. Plus, The Supper Truck gonna be participating and their Shrimp and Grits I'd chop a toe off for. Straight fire. As for the beers, you'll definitely get a Marble Triple (which is whatever, I covered my opinion on Belgians here) and the Marble IIPA (which is crack). Anyways, my homie Howie from Yelp is one of the organizers so shout it to him.

Then there's a few tastings/tappings around town:

Abita Tasting at Quarter's on Wyoming (Time: 4 to 7PM)- For twenty bucks you get to try SUPPOSEDLY all Abita styles, plus food and take home a souvenir glass. Abita ain't no beer I'd go out my way for, nor is Quarter's food, so I'm good bruh bruhs.

Stone Brewing at O'Niell's Nob Hill (Time: 5 to 7PM)- Stone's a great brewery and I drop a lot of my daughter's future college fund on their brews, but I wouldn't bother with this. O'Niell's be like a retirement home most days when it's not just straight up dead. Plus, the samples be looking more like servings of medicine in a manicomio, so yeah, fuck this shit.

Left Hand Brewing The Sister Double IPA tapping at Two Fools (Time: Taps at 5PM)- Left Hand got some heat in their lineup, so this could be worth checking. Supposedly reps will be on hand to talk about the beer, but personally I don't wanna hear that shit. I wanna drink the beer and be on my way, so that's what I might do AFTER the rumble, on some in and out status.

Widmer Special Release Kill Devil Brown at Fox & Hound (Time: 5PM tapping)- I've never been to this bar so I won't pass judgment, but again, this sounds more like a beer on tap than an event. But I gotta give it up to Widmer for this beer, here's the description from abqbeerweek.com:

Kill Devil Brown Ale's flavor come from the use of ingredients traditionally used by Caribbean distillers. Sweet Barbados and Blackstrap Molasses provide touches of toasted sugar, black licorice and blackened toffee while the palm sugars invite notes of subtle sweetness. As the beer conditions in Puerto Rican rum barrels, the vanilla and subtle oak flavors and aromas develop and integrate with the Calypso hops' soft tropical and stone fruit aromas.

Ayo, shit sounds delicious. But I'll wait till I can cop it in stores.

Beers of the World Flight at Sister Bar (Time: 5-8PM)- Damn, this actually looks offish. $12 gets you five samples and then a pint of your favorite and the beers include: Sunner Kolsch, La Trappe Witte Trappist, Gavroche Red Ale, Petrus Aged Pale Ale and Hobgoblin English Ale. I've had most of these, so I woulda liked some different beers, but this a good deal. Plus, Sister claims to be tapping a beer for this event that is never available in New Mexico, so I might have to make a pit stop pre-Food Truck Rumble.

There some other tastings around town that been going steady so if you been paying attention you'll know where to check.

Finally, what up with some followers on Facebook (click here) and Twitter and shit (@albrewquerque). And why is the Instagram presence so weak out here in Albuquerque. I been hitting that #AbqBeerWeek hard but seem to be alone. We need to rep our fucking city like champs and let people know we don't play out here when it comes to our beer drinking.

Duke city bitch, Duke, Duke city bitch.